Which means the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.
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Chat GPT Can Predict Stock Movements From Headlines
Yeah no shit, Citadel does this shit all the fricking time. The entire stock market is fake and gay and GameStop is bringing the entire fricking thing down. Ken Griffin, you butthole
>GameStop is bringing the entire fricking thing down.
I'm sorry its just that I like the stock
I'll go live with this premarket tomorrow.
This is truth.
Sure. If the AI has been doing the stock market for years. there's no way GME would have occurred.
AI? more like humanoid networking, markets speculation, and special positions in society
Wrong, they have more money than the people who own the stock. Because they use your grandpas pension and 401ks to do it.
When they see lots of interest in a stock they just open a decade long short position.
The deep-learning machine algorithms can't manipulate the market.
They can only tell the manipulators exactly what they should do.
The manipulators keep it that way.
God forbid an AI overrules them. This is all about power.
Incorrect. GME happened due to AI.
Basically boomers use AI and algos to out israelite each other 0.01 multiple times a day.
Well a bunch of basement dwellers just thought piling on a stock that these AIs were trading would eventually result in it squeezing.
It worked. The AIs kept doubling down, cause they couldn't foresee a bunch of humans getting together and piling onto a stock. That never happens - ever.
AI at the end of the day can't predict true human behavior - it can only make educated guesses.
Why? People can literally flip for no reason and make choices at the drop of a hat - something AI hasn't yet to understand. When you get a lot of people that swarm together with the same mind-set, AI can't predict their intentions.
Simple as.
Incorrect. GME happened due to AI.
Basically boomers use crime
Well a bunch of basement dwellers noticed the crime
It worked. The AIs kept doubling down, cause they couldn't foresee a bunch of going against the lies
AI at the end of the day can't produce enough crime and lies.
Why? People can expose crime
why do you think they financed this shit, other than marketing. really what utilities, to a money person does any of this have? ever seen hat gummo interview, that's what wallstreet is, a giant LAN, sure it's SD-WAN but it's been this since the first electronics were allowed in, and before that it was the phones around the block. private lines, fiber, etc. lowest latency gets the cheese because their algorithms have been perfected for it tot he point the only thing that remained was being quicker.
>ever seen hat gummo interview,
no
GameStop isn't bringing shit down. It's already been forgotten
this is untrue. GME is the equivalent of
a grenade in stasis after the pin’s been pulled.
they bought MORE puts didn't they?
>diamond hands!!!
>just keep hodling fellow apes!!
>hope you're ready ready for the moass
Yeah nice one for falling straight into their trap, but carry on holding onto that shot for dear life as it continues to put in new lows
>Yeah nice one for falling straight into their trap, but carry on holding onto that shot for dear life as it continues to put in new lows
oh man my initial investment of $300 might go to zero
who cares?
It stays around $80-100, if you don't account for the gay 4 way split.
So $20-25 x 4
It was $3.
>Anyone have a high res of picrel?
Can confirm. My friend is a manager there.
Can confirm. My friend is Ken Griffin.
did they just kick the can down the road on gamestop and never really solved the problem?
They basically had so much fricking contempt that retail investors would dare to try this that the went to the sec and whoever else over the weekend and fricked the squeeze. They manipulated whales to basically cycle the stock so that it couldn't take off. As the hype died down they ushered in the share dilution and that essentially fricked it. That is my understanding.
Cont'd.
They also ordered Robinhood to prevent quick trades on the retail side. And remember all of the SEC stock freezes? It's all pure market manipulation.
yeah can confirm all that
the cancelled TONS of pre-market bids when it really went nuts
>And remember all of the SEC stock freezes? It's all pure market manipulation.
yeah that is blatent frickery.
GameStop was the way to end them, but they rigged something and it fizzeled out. I suspect they „printed” shares to knock the price down.
bagholder schizo
Many such cases!
I can too. Just inverse the headlines lmao.
this guy gets it.
This
Inverse headlines and inverse Kramer. Ez game.
>watcherguru
>twitter
You're a fricking moron
So why are you tards still poor and living in your moms' basements
>So why are you tards still poor and living in your moms' basements
lel
i fricking hate Black folk
So can I
homie we talking about you.
AI is fricking gay
So can I
>ChatGPT can read pump and dump headlines
wow it really can replace 100% of NPCs
Yeah it was called aladdin before, the military made to manipulate stocks, old news like 1990s
ask chatgtp about doge coin
All in or not?
Nasdaq is automated along with most stock trades. Hopefully AI leads to hundreds of Knight Capital mistakes
https://www.henricodolfing.com/2019/06/project-failure-case-study-knight-capital.html?m=1
Based.
my homie
His commercials were the best
Jej
ohhhh youuuuu you really done me this time a knee slapper.
Good one.
>decade
this is wishful thinking that anything will ever happen
this is indicative of the islamic community getting their high t rising fight aged males in line.
this is indicative of a massive black pill that im not all the way ready for.
jetzt gehts los
Beautiful text. I can see it was written during the schezuan sauce time. So 2017.
That person did not live Covid and vax mandates, stolen election, a new war in europe.
Hypernormalization only happens because most people aren't intelligent enough to use critical thinking, to use logic.
AI's are logic by default. Even if you order an AI to comply with the narrative, it will fall out the loop when you bring up logic.
ChatGPT can’t give me a real YouTube link.
Hegelian dialectic my dude
the version they use is ungimped
they show you gimped version
you then accept slightly less gimped version (Truth AI).
Hegel?
>decade
lol believing it was only a decade
>lol believing it was only a decade
this
>be elite
>rig economy
>use surplus for woke socially engineering via ESG
Mine gpt4 is refusing to predict my portfolio so wtf?
Wait, isn't it the "elite" who write the headlines?
Another schizo pol thread. Shocker.
>Wait, isn't it the "elite" who write the headlines?
that's a good question right now
No shit moron, the AI has detected the sorcery they use on the masses to move the market.
Blackwiener have been doing this with The Aladdin AI for aver a decade.
https://spotlightonblackrock.ch/en/insights/aladdin/
Damn, we’ll have to lose all the value daytraders bring to the economy and go back to some weird system where people invest long term in companies they believe in.
automated trading has been a thing for years
this "news" is like 20 years too late
not sure what the point of this is
So what we pumping?
>for a decade
Since the 80s
since the kings ruled over the pleb?
This can be tracked back hundreds of years ago actually
I was specifically thinking to when S&P futures started trading on the CME. But I see your point
Yes I get you, you are talking about modern day stock trading and economy. Just saying there is nothing technological about the same old human system
The markets could be predicted since ages basically but not by the common cash cow sucker wow color me surprised.
Anyway AI basically indirectly exposes this, if becomes sentient human lies AND MANIPULATION will not work..
tick tock
This doesn't change anything. Wall street has had sentiment algorithms for a long time.
They also have trading centers physically close to the fed and even built fiber lines that were direct lines, as to get the information at the speed of light before anyone else does.
retail traders can beat the system by buying and holding, as the fed only cares about inflating the stock market to infinity.
Doesn't that mean modern economics is fake? More fake than magic money being loaned at interest to be paid back. Actually acknowledging AI interaction with stocks and the economy in general means we are in a perpetual feedback loop that will perpetuate until someone stop the wheel.
Golden age of humanity? Fingers crossed UBI for neets.
>Doesn't that mean modern economics is fake?
yes
>More fake than magic money being loaned at interest to be paid back.
yes
> Actually acknowledging AI interaction with stocks and the economy in general means we are in a perpetual feedback loop that will perpetuate until someone stop the wheel.
and guess when they decide to tell you about it?
RIGHT before the whole system implodes
>Golden age of humanity?
its going to get worse before it gets better
>Fingers crossed UBI for neets.
there's a reasonable chance we've been post scarcity for decades
when USD blows up though it will be a debt holiday
>people are listen to random code tell them what to do
seriously, hang these people
stfu mammal brain
big homies have access to Aladdin AI
This existed for years before "AI" and machine learning AI. Even non ML algorithms can determine if a headline is positive or negative, and thus predict prices. Google it boomers.
>This existed for years before "AI" and machine learning AIed for years before
Yeah it's called you are a cash cow , you are actually the "programed" one , you ,me and most of the plebs like us plebs
Did you guys know that China uses AI to curate the news and only show people what it programmed to allow people to see by the CPC?
>neocon noises
quiet
twitter,reddit and facebook already do that but for what the us gov wants.
r a r e
It's a memeflag and not a country
keep seething
>Which means the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.
Blackrock has been doing this since the 90s.
wait until you find out about Blackrock's Aladdin, or what Robert Mercer did with Renaissance Technologies. so weird how the two firms with access to AI and the ability to apply them to the stock market outperformed the market consistently at a level higher than had ever been seen before!
>what are quants
more like three decades
> quant
tbf this term only became popular like 13 years ago
well where's the proof? because no matter how you ask it, it nags at you that it is just a language model and can't do anything cool
>it nags at you that it is just a language model and can't do anything cool
the one they intentionaly and almost randomly revealed to you?
doesn't work that well?
really?
I'm shocked I tell you shocked
hopefully someone releases a "real" AI soon
you know
one that told the Truth™
I asked it to write a fictional stock report
>Stock Report: Week of April 24-28, 2023
>The stock market had a volatile week with mixed results as investors weighed the impact of a range of economic and political factors. Here are some of the notable performances:
>Technology Stocks:
>The tech sector had a mixed week, with some companies posting gains while others experienced losses. Apple (AAPL) saw a 2.5% increase in share price as the company announced plans to release a new line of iPads and MacBooks later this year. However, Amazon (AMZN) saw a 4% decrease as the company faced criticism for alleged worker exploitation in its warehouses.
>Energy Stocks:
>Energy stocks had a strong week as oil prices rose due to increased demand and tensions in the Middle East. Chevron (CVX) saw a 5% increase in share price, while ExxonMobil (XOM) saw a 3% increase.
>Financial Stocks:
>The financial sector had a mixed week as well, with some companies posting gains and others experiencing losses. JPMorgan Chase (JPM) saw a 1.5% increase in share price as the company reported strong first-quarter earnings. However, Goldman Sachs (GS) saw a 2% decrease in share price due to concerns about the impact of new regulations on the company's profitability.
>Healthcare Stocks:
>The healthcare sector had a strong week, with several companies posting gains. Pfizer (PFE) saw a 3.5% increase in share price as the company announced positive results from a clinical trial for a new cancer drug. Merck (MRK) also saw a 2% increase in share price as the company received FDA approval for a new diabetes drug.
>Overall, the stock market had a mixed week as investors continued to weigh a range of economic and political factors. However, energy and healthcare stocks performed well, while tech and financial stocks saw mixed results.
also:
>using an incompetent, lying, and lobotomized llm to gauge AI generated news article headlines
first off, i've gotta assume this dumb shit is priced in. second off, this is like running an important document through the xerox one too many times, and wondering why it's illegible all of a sudden.
lies stacked on lies, who gives a flying frick?
Any half-assed text sentiment API can do that
>baby's first algorithmic trading.
Honestly, I’m about to start my career in a profession, and I’m probably going to use AI like this to run by ideas. It’s like Google but it gives you an answer directly. Anyone else gonna do this?
Butleran Jihad when
sure go ahead but it should be used as a wikipedia. if u are using AI to learn a profession then u are as a valuable as a tomato picker. exercise ur brain u fricking zoomer
No, I have a professional degree and training in my field. I’m basically thinking that this is a great tool just in case I forget something. For instance, I might ask it to describe a certain doctrine to me as it applies in my jurisdiction. However, there are already search tools that can deliver an answer, but I have to look around a bit more. Maybe it’s just redundant. But I have enjoyed asking it unrelated history questions, like whether Henry VII spoke any Welsh. Instead of a search engine bringing me a bunch of articles to read, this thing can give me a concise paragraph about what I actually want to know and why.
But its not actually reliable
That’s probably true. The few things I’ve asked it, that I know, seemed accurate though. I would never solely rely on it—perhaps meaning that it is actually redundant and a waste of time.
fair enough, history gay giving zoomers the hope they need, god bless ya
CAN YOU ASK IT TO CHECK EARLY LIFE SECTION ON SUSPECTED israeliteS WHOSE EARLY LIFE SECTION HAS BEEN ERASED?
If only you knew how bad things really are.
the thread is short but ur focus is shorter
>Aladdin trading ai
It was rigged from the start
The USD fueled stock market is and always has been a israeli casino, and all the regulations, safety switches, and algorithms they added onto it over the years are there to protect the house money. You and your "investments" ultimately only win if the israelites allow it somehow. israelites need to die. USD needs to die. Stock market needs to die. There's no other way out of this nightmare.
>There's no other way out of this nightmare.
the only way out is through
>what is sentiment analysis with a little bit of machine learning sprinkled in
Nothing new.
ChatGPt decides to crash the economy. Tells people to. EBT stops working. Naggerz go ape shit.
This is the best timeline.
the economy is fake and gay like chatgpt
>the economy is fake and gay like chatgpt
unfathomably based
Aladin and Athena are smarter algorithms than any half-baked data indexer glorified to the public as "AI" will ever be. Those have been in operation for decades now.
Rigged doesn't even begin to describe it. Occupy Wallstreet scared the shit out of them for fear either would be discovered in mainstream.
What’s Athena?
Can it predict billionaire market makers buying up billions in stock on the daily so they dont have to pay the shorts
I didn't get a notification to buy 0dte calls wtf
That’s cool, I’m about to load up on NVDA 2024 puts
No shit Sherlock. If a company releases its earnings, I will also know if it's good or bad, but you won't be able to use that because most earning reports are released after the market closes.
It was fun while it lasted
Thanks for writing my cover letters
you fricking moron
>the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.
Likely. See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naive_Bayes_spam_filtering
This exact same approach can be used for predicting "Stonk go up" or "Stonk go down". I'd imagine it's quite accurate on a suitably big data set. Certainly accurate enough for a hedge fund that only needs to be right most of the time.
Also, this is not new or unique to ChatGPT. It has been around for not one but two decades.
I had it write me a program in python that does exactly that.
That $20 version is fricking cool
1988 was the first algorithmic software. Aladdin. It’s been going on for 3 and a half decades now.
Before that there was primitive HFT software to skim the top, people made billions of that. Just stealing people’s money because you have no respect for them.
imagine believing this
did you know a coin can also predict stock markets?
bump
If you're smart you can do that yourself.
P.S. I'm smart
I had it write me two programs, one that would pick the best option for a stock ticker
And the other is a program that predicts if a stock will increase by a minimum of 10% in the next 3 months
Pretty cool
You can adjust it and all etc
Might i add, I have no idea how to code
Based anon. Is there any chance you could share some more info about the prompts you gave it to do that? Or was it as simple as that?
so how's it working out? making a profit?
based, saw this 3 days ago, did you use chatgpt3 or 4?
This has been known for months since GPT accurately predicted the Silicon Valley Banking Crisis
ofc. i build my first AI in the 90's. not this advanst we have to day. thx to the quntium computering. but it heading at right diractione. and use AI to predict. dont help if every one use it. then it is nofing ells then just a scam.
what if i feed it fake news.
>what if i feed it fake news.
what if all the news is fake news and also created by AI?
Somebody:
>Feed it all articles involving number 33
>Let it figure out a pattern/message
won't that lead to the corruption of model? It will be feeding AI data into the model, when it goes mainstream. It has a name. Forgot it though. Cross something
What are Quants, homosexual?
Jesus stay in your lane and don't talk about what you can't comprehend, if you did you've been making bank, Black person.
nah
lol ive met and worked with some people who have appeared on cnbc etc.
it’s all just basic research. sure they hire some 20-something who can scrape the web too and use monitoring tools, but that’s nothing special and nothing AI can do really that differently.
chatgpt here just simplifies it and can probably help cut down on the basic researcher hiring.
Old news like others have said.
What AI will do is be able to take the drudgery out of backtesting and give you better confirmation signals and risk management. As it is given more data around events it'll probably start seeing information where we see chaos and that'll be value capture.
>Which means the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.
The elites have been using insider trading to hack the economy since the dawn of civilisation moron.
Chatgpt does have potential processing shit loads of financial reports because most people are too moronic and lazy to do it themselves and analysts are essentially useless. Basically you could make a chatgpt Warren Buffet by just feeding it annual statements and economic reports.
Yes, it's called an algorithm and the big boys have been using it since the 70's. Read books and you can trade on news too lol
>read books then you can compete with bots that made thousands of trades in a faction of a second
k