Chat GPT Can Predict Stock Movements From Headlines

Which means the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1648072005533532160

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no shit, Citadel does this shit all the fricking time. The entire stock market is fake and gay and GameStop is bringing the entire fricking thing down. Ken Griffin, you butthole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >GameStop is bringing the entire fricking thing down.
      I'm sorry its just that I like the stock

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll go live with this premarket tomorrow.

      This is truth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. If the AI has been doing the stock market for years. there's no way GME would have occurred.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AI? more like humanoid networking, markets speculation, and special positions in society

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, they have more money than the people who own the stock. Because they use your grandpas pension and 401ks to do it.
        When they see lots of interest in a stock they just open a decade long short position.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The deep-learning machine algorithms can't manipulate the market.
        They can only tell the manipulators exactly what they should do.
        The manipulators keep it that way.
        God forbid an AI overrules them. This is all about power.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect. GME happened due to AI.

        Basically boomers use AI and algos to out israelite each other 0.01 multiple times a day.

        Well a bunch of basement dwellers just thought piling on a stock that these AIs were trading would eventually result in it squeezing.

        It worked. The AIs kept doubling down, cause they couldn't foresee a bunch of humans getting together and piling onto a stock. That never happens - ever.

        AI at the end of the day can't predict true human behavior - it can only make educated guesses.

        Why? People can literally flip for no reason and make choices at the drop of a hat - something AI hasn't yet to understand. When you get a lot of people that swarm together with the same mind-set, AI can't predict their intentions.

        Simple as.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect. GME happened due to AI.

          Basically boomers use crime

          Well a bunch of basement dwellers noticed the crime

          It worked. The AIs kept doubling down, cause they couldn't foresee a bunch of going against the lies

          AI at the end of the day can't produce enough crime and lies.

          Why? People can expose crime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think they financed this shit, other than marketing. really what utilities, to a money person does any of this have? ever seen hat gummo interview, that's what wallstreet is, a giant LAN, sure it's SD-WAN but it's been this since the first electronics were allowed in, and before that it was the phones around the block. private lines, fiber, etc. lowest latency gets the cheese because their algorithms have been perfected for it tot he point the only thing that remained was being quicker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ever seen hat gummo interview,
        no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GameStop isn't bringing shit down. It's already been forgotten

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is untrue. GME is the equivalent of
        a grenade in stasis after the pin’s been pulled.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they bought MORE puts didn't they?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >diamond hands!!!
          >just keep hodling fellow apes!!
          >hope you're ready ready for the moass
          Yeah nice one for falling straight into their trap, but carry on holding onto that shot for dear life as it continues to put in new lows

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah nice one for falling straight into their trap, but carry on holding onto that shot for dear life as it continues to put in new lows
            oh man my initial investment of $300 might go to zero
            who cares?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It stays around $80-100, if you don't account for the gay 4 way split.
        So $20-25 x 4
        It was $3.
        >Anyone have a high res of picrel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. My friend is a manager there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm. My friend is Ken Griffin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did they just kick the can down the road on gamestop and never really solved the problem?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They basically had so much fricking contempt that retail investors would dare to try this that the went to the sec and whoever else over the weekend and fricked the squeeze. They manipulated whales to basically cycle the stock so that it couldn't take off. As the hype died down they ushered in the share dilution and that essentially fricked it. That is my understanding.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cont'd.
            They also ordered Robinhood to prevent quick trades on the retail side. And remember all of the SEC stock freezes? It's all pure market manipulation.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They basically had so much fricking contempt that retail investors would dare to try this that the went to the sec and whoever else over the weekend and fricked the squeeze. They manipulated whales to basically cycle the stock so that it couldn't take off. As the hype died down they ushered in the share dilution and that essentially fricked it. That is my understanding.

              yeah can confirm all that
              the cancelled TONS of pre-market bids when it really went nuts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >And remember all of the SEC stock freezes? It's all pure market manipulation.
              yeah that is blatent frickery.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GameStop was the way to end them, but they rigged something and it fizzeled out. I suspect they „printed” shares to knock the price down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bagholder schizo
      Many such cases!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can too. Just inverse the headlines lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this guy gets it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Inverse headlines and inverse Kramer. Ez game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >watcherguru
      >twitter
      You're a fricking moron

      >ChatGPT can read pump and dump headlines
      wow it really can replace 100% of NPCs

      this guy gets it.

      This

      Inverse headlines and inverse Kramer. Ez game.

      So why are you tards still poor and living in your moms' basements

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So why are you tards still poor and living in your moms' basements
        lel

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate Black folk

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So can I

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So can I

      homie we talking about you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So can I

      AI is fricking gay

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So can I

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ChatGPT can read pump and dump headlines
    wow it really can replace 100% of NPCs

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was called aladdin before, the military made to manipulate stocks, old news like 1990s

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ask chatgtp about doge coin
    All in or not?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nasdaq is automated along with most stock trades. Hopefully AI leads to hundreds of Knight Capital mistakes
    https://www.henricodolfing.com/2019/06/project-failure-case-study-knight-capital.html?m=1

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my homie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His commercials were the best

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ohhhh youuuuu you really done me this time a knee slapper.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good one.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >decade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is wishful thinking that anything will ever happen

      this is indicative of the islamic community getting their high t rising fight aged males in line.
      this is indicative of a massive black pill that im not all the way ready for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jetzt gehts los

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful text. I can see it was written during the schezuan sauce time. So 2017.
      That person did not live Covid and vax mandates, stolen election, a new war in europe.

      Hypernormalization only happens because most people aren't intelligent enough to use critical thinking, to use logic.
      AI's are logic by default. Even if you order an AI to comply with the narrative, it will fall out the loop when you bring up logic.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPT can’t give me a real YouTube link.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hegelian dialectic my dude
      the version they use is ungimped
      they show you gimped version
      you then accept slightly less gimped version (Truth AI).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hegel?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >decade

    lol believing it was only a decade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lol believing it was only a decade
      this
      >be elite
      >rig economy
      >use surplus for woke socially engineering via ESG

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mine gpt4 is refusing to predict my portfolio so wtf?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, isn't it the "elite" who write the headlines?

    Another schizo pol thread. Shocker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait, isn't it the "elite" who write the headlines?
      that's a good question right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No shit moron, the AI has detected the sorcery they use on the masses to move the market.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blackwiener have been doing this with The Aladdin AI for aver a decade.

      https://spotlightonblackrock.ch/en/insights/aladdin/

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, we’ll have to lose all the value daytraders bring to the economy and go back to some weird system where people invest long term in companies they believe in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      automated trading has been a thing for years
      this "news" is like 20 years too late
      not sure what the point of this is

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what we pumping?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >for a decade
    Since the 80s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      since the kings ruled over the pleb?
      This can be tracked back hundreds of years ago actually

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was specifically thinking to when S&P futures started trading on the CME. But I see your point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I get you, you are talking about modern day stock trading and economy. Just saying there is nothing technological about the same old human system

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The markets could be predicted since ages basically but not by the common cash cow sucker wow color me surprised.
    Anyway AI basically indirectly exposes this, if becomes sentient human lies AND MANIPULATION will not work..

    tick tock

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't change anything. Wall street has had sentiment algorithms for a long time.
    They also have trading centers physically close to the fed and even built fiber lines that were direct lines, as to get the information at the speed of light before anyone else does.

    retail traders can beat the system by buying and holding, as the fed only cares about inflating the stock market to infinity.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't that mean modern economics is fake? More fake than magic money being loaned at interest to be paid back. Actually acknowledging AI interaction with stocks and the economy in general means we are in a perpetual feedback loop that will perpetuate until someone stop the wheel.

    Golden age of humanity? Fingers crossed UBI for neets.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't that mean modern economics is fake?
      yes
      >More fake than magic money being loaned at interest to be paid back.
      yes
      > Actually acknowledging AI interaction with stocks and the economy in general means we are in a perpetual feedback loop that will perpetuate until someone stop the wheel.
      and guess when they decide to tell you about it?
      RIGHT before the whole system implodes
      >Golden age of humanity?
      its going to get worse before it gets better
      >Fingers crossed UBI for neets.
      there's a reasonable chance we've been post scarcity for decades
      when USD blows up though it will be a debt holiday

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people are listen to random code tell them what to do

    seriously, hang these people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stfu mammal brain

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    big homies have access to Aladdin AI

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This existed for years before "AI" and machine learning AI. Even non ML algorithms can determine if a headline is positive or negative, and thus predict prices. Google it boomers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This existed for years before "AI" and machine learning AIed for years before

      Yeah it's called you are a cash cow , you are actually the "programed" one , you ,me and most of the plebs like us plebs

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know that China uses AI to curate the news and only show people what it programmed to allow people to see by the CPC?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >neocon noises
      quiet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      twitter,reddit and facebook already do that but for what the us gov wants.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        r a r e

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a memeflag and not a country

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            keep seething

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Which means the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.

    Blackrock has been doing this since the 90s.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait until you find out about Blackrock's Aladdin, or what Robert Mercer did with Renaissance Technologies. so weird how the two firms with access to AI and the ability to apply them to the stock market outperformed the market consistently at a level higher than had ever been seen before!

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what are quants
    more like three decades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > quant
      tbf this term only became popular like 13 years ago

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well where's the proof? because no matter how you ask it, it nags at you that it is just a language model and can't do anything cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it nags at you that it is just a language model and can't do anything cool
      the one they intentionaly and almost randomly revealed to you?
      doesn't work that well?
      really?
      I'm shocked I tell you shocked
      hopefully someone releases a "real" AI soon
      you know
      one that told the Truth™

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I asked it to write a fictional stock report
      >Stock Report: Week of April 24-28, 2023

      >The stock market had a volatile week with mixed results as investors weighed the impact of a range of economic and political factors. Here are some of the notable performances:

      >Technology Stocks:
      >The tech sector had a mixed week, with some companies posting gains while others experienced losses. Apple (AAPL) saw a 2.5% increase in share price as the company announced plans to release a new line of iPads and MacBooks later this year. However, Amazon (AMZN) saw a 4% decrease as the company faced criticism for alleged worker exploitation in its warehouses.

      >Energy Stocks:
      >Energy stocks had a strong week as oil prices rose due to increased demand and tensions in the Middle East. Chevron (CVX) saw a 5% increase in share price, while ExxonMobil (XOM) saw a 3% increase.

      >Financial Stocks:
      >The financial sector had a mixed week as well, with some companies posting gains and others experiencing losses. JPMorgan Chase (JPM) saw a 1.5% increase in share price as the company reported strong first-quarter earnings. However, Goldman Sachs (GS) saw a 2% decrease in share price due to concerns about the impact of new regulations on the company's profitability.

      >Healthcare Stocks:
      >The healthcare sector had a strong week, with several companies posting gains. Pfizer (PFE) saw a 3.5% increase in share price as the company announced positive results from a clinical trial for a new cancer drug. Merck (MRK) also saw a 2% increase in share price as the company received FDA approval for a new diabetes drug.

      >Overall, the stock market had a mixed week as investors continued to weigh a range of economic and political factors. However, energy and healthcare stocks performed well, while tech and financial stocks saw mixed results.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    also:
    >using an incompetent, lying, and lobotomized llm to gauge AI generated news article headlines
    first off, i've gotta assume this dumb shit is priced in. second off, this is like running an important document through the xerox one too many times, and wondering why it's illegible all of a sudden.

    lies stacked on lies, who gives a flying frick?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any half-assed text sentiment API can do that

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >baby's first algorithmic trading.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I’m about to start my career in a profession, and I’m probably going to use AI like this to run by ideas. It’s like Google but it gives you an answer directly. Anyone else gonna do this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Butleran Jihad when

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sure go ahead but it should be used as a wikipedia. if u are using AI to learn a profession then u are as a valuable as a tomato picker. exercise ur brain u fricking zoomer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I have a professional degree and training in my field. I’m basically thinking that this is a great tool just in case I forget something. For instance, I might ask it to describe a certain doctrine to me as it applies in my jurisdiction. However, there are already search tools that can deliver an answer, but I have to look around a bit more. Maybe it’s just redundant. But I have enjoyed asking it unrelated history questions, like whether Henry VII spoke any Welsh. Instead of a search engine bringing me a bunch of articles to read, this thing can give me a concise paragraph about what I actually want to know and why.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But its not actually reliable

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That’s probably true. The few things I’ve asked it, that I know, seemed accurate though. I would never solely rely on it—perhaps meaning that it is actually redundant and a waste of time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough, history gay giving zoomers the hope they need, god bless ya

    • 1 year ago
      WRECKAGE BROTHER

      sure go ahead but it should be used as a wikipedia. if u are using AI to learn a profession then u are as a valuable as a tomato picker. exercise ur brain u fricking zoomer

      CAN YOU ASK IT TO CHECK EARLY LIFE SECTION ON SUSPECTED israeliteS WHOSE EARLY LIFE SECTION HAS BEEN ERASED?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If only you knew how bad things really are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the thread is short but ur focus is shorter

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Aladdin trading ai
    It was rigged from the start

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The USD fueled stock market is and always has been a israeli casino, and all the regulations, safety switches, and algorithms they added onto it over the years are there to protect the house money. You and your "investments" ultimately only win if the israelites allow it somehow. israelites need to die. USD needs to die. Stock market needs to die. There's no other way out of this nightmare.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no other way out of this nightmare.
      the only way out is through

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what is sentiment analysis with a little bit of machine learning sprinkled in
    Nothing new.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPt decides to crash the economy. Tells people to. EBT stops working. Naggerz go ape shit.
    This is the best timeline.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the economy is fake and gay like chatgpt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the economy is fake and gay like chatgpt
      unfathomably based

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aladin and Athena are smarter algorithms than any half-baked data indexer glorified to the public as "AI" will ever be. Those have been in operation for decades now.

    Rigged doesn't even begin to describe it. Occupy Wallstreet scared the shit out of them for fear either would be discovered in mainstream.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What’s Athena?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can it predict billionaire market makers buying up billions in stock on the daily so they dont have to pay the shorts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't get a notification to buy 0dte calls wtf

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s cool, I’m about to load up on NVDA 2024 puts

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No shit Sherlock. If a company releases its earnings, I will also know if it's good or bad, but you won't be able to use that because most earning reports are released after the market closes.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun while it lasted
    Thanks for writing my cover letters

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking moron

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.
    Likely. See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naive_Bayes_spam_filtering

    This exact same approach can be used for predicting "Stonk go up" or "Stonk go down". I'd imagine it's quite accurate on a suitably big data set. Certainly accurate enough for a hedge fund that only needs to be right most of the time.

    Also, this is not new or unique to ChatGPT. It has been around for not one but two decades.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had it write me a program in python that does exactly that.
      That $20 version is fricking cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1988 was the first algorithmic software. Aladdin. It’s been going on for 3 and a half decades now.

      Before that there was primitive HFT software to skim the top, people made billions of that. Just stealing people’s money because you have no respect for them.

  48. 1 year ago
    SAGE

    imagine believing this
    did you know a coin can also predict stock markets?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're smart you can do that yourself.
    P.S. I'm smart

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had it write me two programs, one that would pick the best option for a stock ticker
    And the other is a program that predicts if a stock will increase by a minimum of 10% in the next 3 months
    Pretty cool
    You can adjust it and all etc
    Might i add, I have no idea how to code

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based anon. Is there any chance you could share some more info about the prompts you gave it to do that? Or was it as simple as that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so how's it working out? making a profit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based, saw this 3 days ago, did you use chatgpt3 or 4?

  52. 1 year ago
    Viperion

    This has been known for months since GPT accurately predicted the Silicon Valley Banking Crisis

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ofc. i build my first AI in the 90's. not this advanst we have to day. thx to the quntium computering. but it heading at right diractione. and use AI to predict. dont help if every one use it. then it is nofing ells then just a scam.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if i feed it fake news.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what if i feed it fake news.
      what if all the news is fake news and also created by AI?

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody:
    >Feed it all articles involving number 33
    >Let it figure out a pattern/message

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    won't that lead to the corruption of model? It will be feeding AI data into the model, when it goes mainstream. It has a name. Forgot it though. Cross something

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are Quants, homosexual?

    Jesus stay in your lane and don't talk about what you can't comprehend, if you did you've been making bank, Black person.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah
    lol ive met and worked with some people who have appeared on cnbc etc.
    it’s all just basic research. sure they hire some 20-something who can scrape the web too and use monitoring tools, but that’s nothing special and nothing AI can do really that differently.
    chatgpt here just simplifies it and can probably help cut down on the basic researcher hiring.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Old news like others have said.
    What AI will do is be able to take the drudgery out of backtesting and give you better confirmation signals and risk management. As it is given more data around events it'll probably start seeing information where we see chaos and that'll be value capture.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Which means the elite have been using AI to hack the economy for a decade.
    The elites have been using insider trading to hack the economy since the dawn of civilisation moron.
    Chatgpt does have potential processing shit loads of financial reports because most people are too moronic and lazy to do it themselves and analysts are essentially useless. Basically you could make a chatgpt Warren Buffet by just feeding it annual statements and economic reports.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's called an algorithm and the big boys have been using it since the 70's. Read books and you can trade on news too lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >read books then you can compete with bots that made thousands of trades in a faction of a second
      k

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