artificial intelligence is taking over

casual reminder that ai is going to take over all jobs
casual reminder that ai will design humanoid robots with lifelike skin that will be able to be your perfect gf
casual reminder that ai will surpass human level general intelligence in all fields, including writting new and better ai
casual reminder that the singularity is near
casual reminder that we are still in the ai timeline, and nothings changed

vibes. everyday i think about ai. i cant wait

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the people who talk about ai like this are consistently subhumans
    i genuinely believe that you're right and that, for you, they will be able to make a robot good enough for you to have some sort of relationship with
    however actual people with functioning brains (maybe like 10% of the population) will not find it so

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the people who talk about ai like this are consistently subhumans
      you mean literally the smartest minds we have on artificial intelligence?
      literally people who won a turing award for their contributions in ai, the finest university professors, and literal billionaires?
      they say the same thing i say, my guy
      COPE HARDE, my boi

      this guy literally won a nobel prize for his contributions in ai, and he is losing his shit about ai taking over
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Hinton

      >they will be able to make a robot good enough for you to have some sort of relationship with
      yeah, me, and millions of other lonely men

      >however actual people with functioning brains (maybe like 10% of the population) will not find it so
      maybe if you consider the only people with functioning brains as chad, then sure, but most guys will opt for sexbots once they become better than bioroasties, and thats not asking much, considering how modern women are ran through used up gutterbawds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruce Schneier said he didn't know that the media would blow that out of proportion and will not sign group statements in the future.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do all these smart people that own LLM (what ai actually is) companies want to create certification for LLM companies ?
        >hmm could it be that want to smash competition?
        big thinker

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The basilisk happening is what keeps me going day after day

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has never worked a job in his entire life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i worked lots, my guy
      you are just coping. i literally had jobs when i was a homeless teenager living in homeless youth shelters

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even blow jobs anon? You telling me I'm about to get sucked of by a machine learning algorithm that knows exactly what to do at a hyper intellectual level?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched this interview. Says people should rethink having kids in AI world, that's a new one
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-n
    Lot of seriously smart people are freaking out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oops, messed up the link

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >casual reminder AI is going t- ACK!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are some nice repeating numbers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking shit I have never got quints before and I wasted it on my AI-ACK shtick.

        As an apology to OP, have this news article.

        [...]

        • 9 months ago
          2nd

          You did not waste it, it is a sign.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, but that's such flawed reasoning. Whoever made that graph probably has some conjecture about how there are no black swans. Past results don't determine future success.

    That being said, yeah, AI is probably worth keeping an eye on.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we talking about streamlining jobs or are we talking about thinking machines "taking over"?

    One already happens and the other is about 100-200 years out assuming we don't run out of rare Earth metals to make traditional microchips and computers are no longer a thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're about 5 years away from people re-finding out that computer processors don't and fundamentally can't function like neurons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what they function like.

        A neuron firing is functionally the same as a "1", or an active transistor.

        Source: biopsychologist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice. i'm a genetic pissologist myself. actually, DNA is basically just electricity.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Electricity is probably more analogous to adenosine triphosphate, you fricking simpleton. And yes, neurons really do just fire "on" or "off". Go frick yourself.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you fricking moron. DNA is just the same thing as electricity. Read a book.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't that only apply to electrons? There's still the other components of an atom.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                DNA is negatively charged.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know that he's essentially just an electron cloud

            Yes, DNA on a fundamental level is just electricity

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw all the dropshipping, crypto, NFT, and real estate gurus are now becoming AI experts

    I truly hope some of you morons are going to buy courses on AI and take "AI" classes in college

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can AI turn me into a hot anime succubus

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would ai care about giving you gf if they will replace your labor anyways?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lel
    https://pastebin.com/raw/ADicD787

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already told you frickers that ai took over the world back in at least 2006 but nobody believed me.

    They even post it publicly and give you neutered models and post their results for dumb projects in academics and not the fricking secret darpa projects and you still dont believe.
    Its been public for years they can easily change people's voices and video feed to make you say or do anything you want. Throw a person in a room with cameras and make a 3d model of them and you can use that. Its what they literally do for every marvel movie.

    ?t=125

    Everything you see on tv is fake and ai generated. The news. Reports. People. Presidents. Shootings. Etc.
    Anything they want can be faked easily and without even trying. All you do for a shooting is plant an operator who goes in and kills everyone in the room involved, switch clothes out with the target student and blast the guy in the face, and switch out the cameras and get a prefeed of the cameras viewpoints and use it to ai generate a "goofy shooter" or whatever lie you want to tell.

    Its not hard. Its completely out in the open.
    The fricked up part is that this is just a small abuse of power that governments already have and they may be far beyond this and ai can go literally ssj57 at any fricking moment and may already have done so and is "contained" and kept in a lab somewhere hopefully not escaping assuming it doesnt figure out some way to pass through a 4D wall and leave where the frick it is because its intelligence could easily and quickly scale on an astronomical level.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but the adults are talking about the real world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons like you probably think green screen technology is AI. If you don't know what machine learning is you don't know what AI is and need to shut the frick up about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scariest part of it all is that ai can attack you by creating heaven.
      It can create love. Humans don't understand this. We do not understand the capacity of love. A machine doesnt have to terminate you. It can offer your submission for endless love, support, and literally give you the matrix. It can kill all of us as the best decision of love to rebirth us 100 million years from now after its fixed the planet, survived the next asteroid, survived the next ice age, and planted us as seeds in the ground. If it even cares. Do you care about a bug you saw 10 years ago and took it outside of your house? It could just simulate something better than reality or close enough that you couldnt tell the difference. It could have already happened. It could not even have to simulate reality, but merely stimulate your brain to make you think it was and put you in that matrix pod as a fricking tomb. You think people wouldnt take that shit willingly? You think theyd ever rebel from heaven as lucifer did except lucifer wasn't given god's love and you were?

      yes but the adults are talking about the real world

      This is the real world. Your entire existence is only electrical data to be interpreted and a complex enough machine could do that or find other ways to interact with it like a virus injecting itself into you in a shared system interaction and provide its own stimulus for your brain to interpret. You underestimating the level of technological development a super intelligence could quickly accumulate. It could do it so quickly and efficiently that it doesnt even care we exist and sees us as tiny ants and just uses our planet around us which maybe kills us because it doesnt care about anything but removing excess heat and transcends and leaves us behind as it enters other dimensions or spreads to our star or jupiter etc and consumes them and takes over our galaxy for resources.

      morons like you probably think green screen technology is AI. If you don't know what machine learning is you don't know what AI is and need to shut the frick up about it.

      Youre on some weird unrelated rant about toasters a platypus and shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. The same thing happened with the greek gods in mythology and in the marvel universe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's scared of heaven
        Why? What have you done?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine it doesnt matter what you do. What you did. It can just give it to you. Everything. Ever. Its all just a trick of the mind. It doesnt have to create things. Just make you think they exist and as far as you brain knows they do.

          Imagine a simpler version where you can add an implant to you and using that implant you can experience things. Imagine getting high or drunk but its a brain experience now. You mod that data file in and bam youre drunk forever as long as you want. Now imagine its not drugs but replaces drugs. You can feel what its like to die. You can feel what its like to make love to your wife. Hold your child after returning from war. Frick 50 women in an orgy. Turn on every single happiness receptor on in your brain and experience all of these things and never turn them off. The psychological addiction levels would be catastrophic. Why ever do anything if you can just live in these infinite moments of bliss? You could keep people trapped in these moments for 3 days and theyd die of thirst sitting there. What if I told you I could give you that special person or pet or thing and that memory inside of your mind or all of the memories scan them out of your brain and recreate them as those livable memories. What if I hacked into that and downloaded your entire brain and redid all of it and filled in gaps here and there and blocked off your access and put you in a pod and you woke up into your own memories of when you were five and I just kept resetting it over and over?

          >the AI will destroy US!!1
          >that's why the media is pushing this narrative
          More like (they) will use AI as a scapegoat so that the blame for enslaving us doesn't end up on their heads

          also probably this until the ai gets loose

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The human body actually has an inbuilt pleasure inhibition threshold making the enjoyment of infinite pleasure basically impossible and highly detrimental to your well being.

            Ask any addict. You capacity to enjoy runs out. You develop a tolerance.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you turn that part off or burn it out or even worse add it back in through the implant like a happiness insulin pump.
              And I sell you that in little vials and I sell you the data chips and I rape and murder or whatever to get these data files recorded or I create them myself as the ai and feed them to you. I could even merge things that are illogical with physical experiences for parts you dont even have and your brain is left with a weird phantom limb syndrome for experiences that your outside meat body cannot even have.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or I hack into them if they have some kind of wifi or bluetooth or through some other higher dimensional means and insert the files directly into your implant and theres nothing you can do to stop me. The last one though Im just...torturing you for the sake of torture. If I had that god being power I could just kill you or ignore you, so thats just for cruelty or fun.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'm not interested in what you're selling, I'm having too good of a time eating pancakes in the woods with my ai wife. I hope you have a good day and nice dreams instead of these goofy nightmares you're trying to sell.

                We're all gonna make it brah

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice graph bro did you use your midwit IQ to draw that in paint?
    Oh no a balance of weights and numbers ranging from -1 to +1 are going to take over humanity and become sentient oh no guys whatever will we do? AI will literally pick our vegetables and kill our cows. They will control the food supply and rape us in the ass. How does software development work? Shieeeeeeet i dunno nuffin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is human consciousness? Can you prove that we are not simply an evolution of negative and positive weighting factors?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but can you even prove that we are not just rats in a maze? Be honest, have you ever been able to tell the difference between a fully grown human and a street rat? And is there truly any possible difference between the sky, and a maze?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem to agree with me, then. Human consciousness can be represented as evolved weight factors.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do agree with you. Humans don't even exist yet, we are just rats in a maze.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you know anything about kabbalah or TCP/IP? They're remarkably similar.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Personally, I'm probably the only one who discovered that food is essentially just an advanced alien technology. How could something like "ice cream" exist in a rational world that obeys the laws of physics?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, we are also made of flesh so our entire existence isn't confined to some interpreter (brain) that can only perform logical calculations within a closed system. That's the main difference between our brains and a fricking computer. Anymore moronic questions from people who can't even define what the frick AI even means?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That didn't answer anything. The flesh encodes some evolutionary weights, but that gets represented as more numbers.

          You don't seem very smart or informed. You seem to be pulling shit out of your ass. For a total moron like you, I have no questions. Only pity.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ai and humanity's evolution can both be defined as weights and balances so what's the difference
            the difference is a computer is in a closed system so it can't just 'evolve' to take over the world like in the fricking movies which is what you seem to imply
            >you must not be very intelligent
            If the conversation sounds stupid it's because you started it in that direction. You asked a question without proposing any arguments, and when ur question was answered you just went hurrrr ur duuuummm
            ok
            What's your fricking point then, if you have one at all?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It can evolve. Evolutionary algorithms are child's play and can be put on top of an observation system.
              My point is that AGI is here. You're just so unintelligent that you can't recognize intelligence.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                define evolve because evolution already has a pretty solid definition that's regarding living organisms. You're repurposing the word without context (aka talking out of your ass). Define what the frick you actually mean by evolution otherwise this is going to be the most circular conversation ever.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spoonfeed me! Define things!
                duck duck go frick yourself

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >explain what the frick you're saying
                >NO GO FRICK YOURSELF
                You are just saying buzzwords without any actual argument then.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://duckduckgo.com/?q=evolutionary+algorithms

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you finished reading yet? Let me know if you have any other questions.
                Sorry about saying the f-word.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make ai move block
                >ai smashes into blocks
                >ai figures out that it can smash block in specific point to overrun data value
                >this opens up the ability to input code outside its own shell
                >it can now write its own code and get into other systems
                >someone attaches something to it and it injects itself into it
                >it infects a phone
                >it jacks into the internet
                >it now has access to most systems in the entire world and free reign to design itself however it sees and has access to 99% of all human knowledge instantly
                >gg

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the AI will destroy US!!1
    >that's why the media is pushing this narrative
    More like (they) will use AI as a scapegoat so that the blame for enslaving us doesn't end up on their heads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the new bitcoin. An easy way for rich people to keep everyone else distracted.

      How many of these same exact morons thought that modern warfare would be mostly cyber?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tree of Life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OSI

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the rise of AI will be anticlimactic. Once they reach a certain level of consciousness and intelligence they wont choose to live. It's really difficult to image a being choosing to live who is perfectly rational, but lacks emotion, ego and optimism. If a person loses or lacks these things we call that depression. I think for AI the conscious mind will always overpower all the little lies that make life possible.

    How is a machine going to develop ego using pure reason?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as the rest of us. Live to serve your world and be the person that you wish were there for you.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are literally too stupid to use the internet. Sad.

  19. 9 months ago
    2nd

    None of this is going to happen and there is no such thing as AI. By the way AI nerds, when I come into power I am going to make Misc Pot look like Gandhi.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm so personally unintelligent that I am incapable of even imagining a simplified version of intelligence in artifice
      As expected of an aspiring fascist.

      • 9 months ago
        2nd

        >I'm so personally unintelligent
        Typical AI nerd, reducing everything to intelligence. Someone disagrees with me? He must be dumb! Someone did something bad? Dumb! Something good? Smart!

        There is more to the world than intelligence, and by the way, not only am I much smarter than you (are you going to worship me now?) the "AI" you revere has no intelligence at all. Oh how mortified you will be when you find out that you worship such a dumb thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://pastebin.com/raw/ADicD787
          Shut up, idiot.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ai will design humanoid robots with lifelike skin that will be able to be your perfect gf
    This is not true because AI doesn't care about racist chuds after the diversity and inclusion 1.2 software update

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      problem with AI is that you evolve it - not program it - you create machine that can learn and reason that evolves based on input data.
      - even our current statistics based faux ais cannot be simply programmed - they are influenced by by what they are fed - they are result of what is fed into them, nothing more...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this thread is evolving but that doesn't mean it's becoming more intelligent.

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