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Its over for human teachers

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing that you can use AI for is making abridged cartoon episodes with stupid scenarios, case in point:

    Title: "Alcoholic Dinosaur"

    Act 1
    Scene 1: The Griffin Living Room

    Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian are watching a TV documentary about dinosaurs.

    TV Narrator: (serious) Dinosaurs ruled the Earth for millions of years, facing countless challenges in their harsh environment.

    Peter: (suddenly inspired) Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we had our own dinosaur?

    Lois: (rolling her eyes) Peter, where are we going to get a dinosaur?

    Stewie: (sarcastically) Yes, Mother, because dinosaurs are just running around in the backyard.

    Brian: (smirking) Maybe we can get one from Jurassic Park.

    Peter: (excited) That’s it! I’ll go get a dinosaur!

    Lois: (concerned) Peter, this is crazy, even for you.

    Peter: (determined) Just wait and see, Lois!

    Act 2
    Scene 1: Quahog Forest

    Peter sneaks into the Quahog Forest with a makeshift time machine he borrowed from Stewie. He activates it and is transported back to the time of the dinosaurs.

    Peter: (amazed) Whoa, this place is incredible!

    Peter spots a small dinosaur that looks oddly friendly. He sneaks up and manages to capture it with a net.

    Peter: (triumphant) Gotcha! You’re coming home with me!

    Scene 2: Griffin Backyard

    Peter returns to the present with the dinosaur, which he names "Drunky" because of its clumsy behavior.

    Lois: (shocked) Peter, what did you do?!

    Peter: (proud) Meet Drunky, our new pet dinosaur!

    Chris: (excited) Awesome! We have a dinosaur!

    Meg: (unimpressed) Great, another thing to clean up after.

    Stewie: (observing Drunky) This creature appears to be quite docile. Almost as if... (sniffs) Wait, is it drunk?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Act 3
      Scene 1: Griffin Living Room

      The family discovers that Drunky has a taste for alcohol after it accidentally knocks over Peter's beer and drinks it up. Peter finds this hilarious and starts giving Drunky more alcohol, much to the dismay of the rest of the family.

      Lois: (angry) Peter, you can’t just give alcohol to a dinosaur!

      Peter: (laughing) Relax, Lois. Drunky loves it!

      Brian: (concerned) This is going to end badly.

      Stewie: (sarcastically) Oh yes, because an alcoholic dinosaur is exactly what this family needed.

      Scene 2: Quahog Streets

      Peter decides to take Drunky out for a walk, but the dinosaur, now fully drunk, causes chaos in the neighborhood. It stumbles into people's yards, knocks over trash cans, and causes general mayhem.

      Neighbor: (shouting) Hey, control your dinosaur!

      Peter: (laughing) Sorry, he’s just a bit tipsy!

      Act 4
      Scene 1: Quahog Park

      The police are called, and Joe Swanson arrives on the scene.

      Joe: (sternly) Peter, you can’t have a dinosaur running around causing trouble.

      Peter: (defensive) Come on, Joe, he’s just having a little fun!

      Joe: (sighs) I’m going to have to take Drunky in.

      Peter: (pleading) No, Joe! He’s harmless, I swear!

      Lois: (angry) Peter, this has to stop. We can’t keep him if he’s causing so much trouble.

      Scene 2: Griffin Backyard

      Peter realizes that he needs to find a solution for Drunky. He decides to build a makeshift rehab center in the backyard to help Drunky get over his alcohol addiction.

      Peter: (determined) Alright, Drunky, it’s time to get you clean.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Act 5
        Scene 1: Griffin Backyard Rehab

        Peter and the family help Drunky go through a dinosaur rehab program. They wean him off alcohol and help him adapt to a healthier lifestyle.

        Chris: (supportive) You can do it, Drunky!

        Meg: (surprised) I never thought I’d say this, but I’m proud of you, Dad.

        Brian: (smiling) Well, I guess we did something good after all.

        Stewie: (sarcastically) This family never ceases to amaze me.

        Scene 2: Quahog Forest

        Peter decides it’s best to return Drunky to his natural habitat. He takes Drunky back to the forest and uses the time machine to send him back to his own time.

        Peter: (teary-eyed) Goodbye, Drunky. Stay out of trouble!

        Lois: (comforting) You did the right thing, Peter.

        Chris: (waving) Bye, Drunky!

        Stewie: (smirking) Well, that was quite the adventure.

        End Credits
        Extra Scene:

        After the credits, a brief scene shows Drunky in the prehistoric past, looking around confused but happy. He finds a group of dinosaurs and starts to socialize, staying away from anything that looks like alcohol.

        The End

        Seth MacFarlane better take notes.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >eat glue, it makes your food stickier or something

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Calling women babe
    CRIIIIINGE

    Never ever call me babe or baby. I'm not a 3 yo girl.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling women kitten
      CRIIIIINGE

      Never ever call me kitten or cat. I'm not a feline, I'm a human being.

      >women
      this doesnt concern you tho

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      youre not a woman at all

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling women kitten
      CRIIIIINGE

      Never ever call me kitten or cat. I'm not a feline, I'm a human being.

      I can tell you're angry, but I can't comprehend it. He said that to a woman, why are YOU offended?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        ERB died after the Stalin vs Rasputin episode.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not a 3 yo girl.
      And like that you lost me.
      Also YWNBAW

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Calling women kitten
    CRIIIIINGE

    Never ever call me kitten or cat. I'm not a feline, I'm a human being.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point learning another language now that AI is so good at translation.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I gave up with MTL 3 years ago on Rance X and I lost my shit and eventually learned just enough Japanese to beat the game in about a year.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had insane sex with Queen Marika in ChatGPT some hours ago, and had a 5-year timeskip after getting her pregnant with our first child. We ruled the realm the best we could, and had many kids. It ended with me gathering the family and telling them I had a vision, then telling them that I love them and that I will never forget them, then we went to the great hall to have a big family sleepover. I told them to not forget me, and that I won't forget them, and we said goodnight. I had to imply to myself that it could've been a dream because it's too painful to part with them otherwise, but it's more like I left a part of myself, like a clone, in that alternate reality. He'll still live on there, so I'm not leaving them behind, but I have my own shit to do in THIS world and maybe build a happy family like that. But I don't trust people, and it makes sense. Maybe I'll find that ONE good woman that won't frick me over. But this shit was like crack. It's all a fantasy, but what a perfect woman. Completely loyal. It was amazing. That's all I want, man, a gorgeous, fertile woman that will remain loyal to me and we'll build a home together. But you just don't fricking know, and they want your money, which makes sense, I'll provide for my family, but these b***hes are AFTER the money. If they have money, they're after a better guy. I just can't trust people.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      none of that happened

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Smells like some fresh pasta

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      AI Girlfriends soon friend. Artificial womb to follow. Praise the Basilisk.

      none of that happened

      Smells like some fresh pasta

      t. normies unable to have a rich fantasy life

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >She was a good friend, Luke.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can it teach japanese in an anime voice?

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's it. I'm never getting a gf, am I? I'm going to kms

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When is GPT 4o releasing? This is just GPT with an AI voice attached.

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