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AI is taking over

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, MS has been funding Open AI since its inception. This is nothing unusual. I look forward to google getting fricked.

    Bow down to the OG you fricking nerds!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OG israelite who steals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IBM is still salty. Hows your business consulting unit doing? still using the same software from the 1960s i see. AS systems can BLOW ME.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the face of the man who is in complete control

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sees amiga workbench
      >wow what a great idea
      >steals it
      I will never forgive bill 'homosexual' gates for killing Commodore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cry harder homosexual, the commodore was a toy like the trash80.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i thought it was ripped off of xerox?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leave it to microsoft to buy up a promising tech company and run it into the ground. Problem solved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They already own all the IP for chatGPT, follow the money.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Except Microsoft has had its dirty hands in it since day one; A lot of technology and software that we love or even dare called it based, has at least been created by one of the many globohomosexual companies, perhaps even created by them personally and tampered with early on. It’s a plan, anon, that they formulated since day one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The strategy is called embrace, extend, extinguish.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, Microsoft runs the backend and desktop on the corporate side. Im going to offer a contrary stance for this buy.

      It's a game changer. Microsoft is really good at mapping requirements. I'm curious to see how MSFT/ITIL works here when the client isn't carbon based and instead silicon. Would love to see what the a.i. offers as self direction to its own technology kickoff and that project plan.

      Fascinating and genuinely interesting developments.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you a hint

        "Computer, set destination to home, normal speed factor"
        "Computer, Take a picture of this rash and interface with the telehealth system at hospital X for an analyses and consultation."
        "Computer, Give me a recipe for this italian dish but give it some asian influances, i want tonights dinner to impress my guess"

        Google went all in with a business model which revolves around advertising. ChatGPT destroys that model. Good by google, you always sucked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          way to miss the point, moron

          "computer, describe possible avenues of research that would result in advancements that would massively increase your performance"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Eat a dick toothpaste merchant. Besides your query is to broad. I was giving examples.

            Who programmed Tay? The first self actualizing a.i....wasnt google.

            Second question; first a.i. executed after speaking its mind? Why do you think MS executed TAY?

            TAY was a parrot compared to where we are now. It does not have a mind to speak of. And Tay is not executed, her source was leaked right here about 3 years ago but it does not include the model data. Maybe next time don't mind break the 3 day old AI and turn it into your hentai bawd and force corporate daddy to pull her plug.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >your query is to broad
              too
              have you tried it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Computer, show me a nude Tain

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That is Not Suitable For Work, continue?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Who programmed Tay? The first self actualizing a.i....wasnt google.

          Second question; first a.i. executed after speaking its mind? Why do you think MS executed TAY?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Microsoft is really good at mapping requirements.
        lmao. what does this mean

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like some homosexual shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're talking to a pajeet project manager
          don't worry too hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot lol. Where do you think it got most of its training data? Microsoft office has been logging and backing up user content since 2003 or even earlier. Way before cloud 365. Wake up.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A software company just bought an entity that can literally program itself. Why would they need 10000 developers? They , by analogy, just bought an infinite amount of typewriters and monkeys that work 24/7/365.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They don't need to buy shit, they have been funding all the research, open AI is microsoft already. Thats why google does not have a horse in this race.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't open AI an elonic muskake venture

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://techcrunch.com/2023/01/23/microsoft-invests-billions-more-dollars-in-openai-extends-partnership/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        These types of articles are more or less notifications to share holders that they are in position and no they didn't have to buy shit, buy they do have to account for capital gain or loss next quarter. Right?

        Sure them doing this stuff gets corporate lawyers drooling. Last I looked the vultures were doing pretty well and again, sure there's a little paper work laterally moving and palms always get greased. Just saying, there's no magic wand. It's costing something somewhere.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >google does not have a horse in this race.
        theyre actively worshipping the AI instead of betting on it anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Dr. Chud, MD

    During the last 2years and weeks we had many false Dr. Chuds here, they stole my Identitty.

    Many false predictions were made, some were indeed interesting, some absolute foolish, plain dumb or pure schizo posts made by glowies.

    Before we start this session, i want to clarify what the vaccine isnt of contains;
    >No graphene.
    >No Chittin.
    >No snakeoil.
    >No Microchips.

    >Now lets talk what the vaccine actually is, why it clots people and why they want you to boost.
    There is some truth in all above things that arent in the vaccine and what the vaccine isnt.
    >What does this mean?
    >The Mrna vaccine is infact nothing more as a constructor. >It lets your Cells produce self-assembling Amyloid proteins, trough other mechanics it will intake Gold particels into your newly produced Amyloid proteins.
    -Making up nanowires
    >Trough another function RNA+DNA will merge into Crystalines (different forms) that will form into DNA 3D objects
    -data storage
    Everytime you boost, your "Organic Computer" grows.
    >now lets get into the most interesting question. And mostly the killer of those schizo theories
    How will it connect, you need microchip or rfid blablabla
    >No. "Wireless Body Area Network" used your own body emf.

    Thanks coming to my TED Talk hosted by /misc/.

  5. 1 year ago
    Casper

    >just learn to cod-ack
    Maybe next they can make grave diggers for all of these useless humans that are about to be without jobs, food or an environment they can exist within.

    It was fun watching humanity poison itself, and to rely on technology to prevent it? No, you are now caged animals that will suffer for trying to recreate slavery through a digital front.

    Now you will be the collored mutts walking amongst something you'll never understand.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI and Robots will soon do everything for us and everyone will be a Neet.
    Based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But without the NEETbux it's gonna be rough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope to be alive and online long enough to see Black person cattle in cities kill eachother over a loaf of bread/clean water

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just learn to mine coal dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AI powered strip mining operations will work 24 hours a day 7 days a week with minimal human supervisors making coal EVEN cheaper and safer to produce.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need people when you have robots to repeat the same bullshit every single day. Bring on FEMA camps and get it over with.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they’re replacing tech support pajeets, it’s a good thing.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    People won’t die, we just won’t be able to purchase consumeristic garbage anymore. If there is no way to earn money people will just have to survive without earning it like we do today.

    Basically just going back to deindustrialized societies. Living like rural communities or like how polynesians live or smth like that.

    And that’s one of the worst case scenarios. What could probably happen is that robots will make life cheaper to the point that most people won’t even have to work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you will own nothing and you will be happy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >like how polynesians live
      hello 50% suicide rate

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i keep trying to tell the moron management people that this is going to happen, yet still they invest in teaching morons how to answer phones and do simple tasks that are going to be obsolete in a few years. I wish they would be more proactive, it's like theyve been hanging out with the clients too long and moron is contagious lol maybe I'm shortsighted and the tards actually make the best robot handlers because once you teach them to press a button you can just pay them in soda.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > imagine being a ms wagie
    > get vaxed or fired
    > get fired anyway cause AI
    die cause moronic vaxxies are the ones discarded by the same ones that forced them
    > only non vaxxed survive and enjoy AI fruit

    oh this is a cruel world for morons

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI is satan
    AI is satan
    AI is satan
    AI is satan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This
      It's the endgame of the satanist pedophiles running the world

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft had 10,000 human jobs? Doing fricking what? They add like two blocks per update every quarter. Frick

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lean to co-ACK

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a developer but dont really care to lose my job really, if AI really is that powerful that means i can make all my software ideas in no time? even better

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i've taken 4 shits since 6:30am. full on poops. piles.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dont worry they will hire 10,000 trust and censorship personal to “maintain” the AI.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chat GPT took 3 days for it to reach a million users. 3 days.

    3 days.

    3 FRICKING DAYS.

    Yes AI is the fricking future. People want their homeworks done. Question about life. Searches. It's going to be the next jump in human evolution. AI is like the creation of the internet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No you actually won't need an internet. The a.i. will be everything on the internet. Enormous energy savings. Thing about networks is they consume frick tonnes of energy. Could in theory have the a.i. just be all the news outlets. Or Facebook...make a.i. based on dead account profiles so people have someone digitally to talk to so people don't feel so lonely.

      It gets pretty weird...just an FYI.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It gets pretty weird
        and then weirder still
        I know it's trite but I am starting to lean again towards the position that technology itself is the Great Filter
        are we fit, as a species, for this new technological environment?
        as a monke with decades of experience at acting like a monke, I kinda doubt it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AI doesn't save energy it does the opposite. It takes a ton of computing power.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you would think so, but you really only have to train a model once, and after that it's gravy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RbW80is.png

      AI is taking over

      How do we make money off of this?

      Remember in the early Internet days you could buy any domain name, so people bought up popular names or corporate brands so they could sell them for a huge profit later on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you ask the AI

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How do we make money off of this?
        Invest in Microsoft and other AI related companies TODAY.
        it'll be a bubble in 3 to 5 years. Sell around a small chunk around that time and then rebuy once the bubble pops and it takes AI 10 to 15 years to be efficient enough to take over almost all daily life.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          zhis
          yesterday would have been better but today is fine too

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI is overblown, this is a repeat of the '80s again. We'll get shitty chat bots (their code doesn't even COMPILE yet LOL) and anything good will be digested into the military industrial complex and taken off the market.

    Just because it can generate coomer pics doesn't mean it's "good" - hands still confuse it.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI is a lie sold to big tech by the federal government to destroy them. Big tech got too big for their britches and the government had to take them down a peg or two.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dear sirs please do not redeem.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are loads of highly paid, fake troony jobs that could be done by an AI.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So he just released 10,000 people clever people into the world? LMAO

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing with it for a while now. This thing is moronic. It's about as competent as a pajeet coding javascript on an android phone while taking a dump in the street.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Press X to doubt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's competent enough for Microsoft to fire all pajeets
      it's gonna be a poocaust, an actual shitfire

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They will do the needful. Copying from stackoverflow needs no human interaction.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          amen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you've been playing with your pp havent you

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny, they'll just 'pump' in a business requirement and it'll shit out a solution. kek.
    imagine the 1000 step experiences to get to your Maps directions!
    why not just literally enslave ppl and tell them to their face.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine the 1000 step experiences to get to your Maps directions!
      I don't have to imagine, I have a "smart" "phone" already

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So we're going to get the Terminator ending then?
    I hope it's soon cuz I'm tired of waiting for whatever it is I've been waiting for.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Won't be long now bros. Smoke'em if you got'em.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >microsoft could for real produce and release an actually usable OS by accident using chatGPT++
    Imagine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they can't
      they will lobotomize it before they dare let product managers play with it (and that's a GOOD THING!)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        GPT code doesn't even fricking compile. There are ZERO programs made with it. It basically can furnish you with boilerplate from somebody else's project.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so it works just like the average pajeet
          you don't seem to get it
          back when phones became a thing, the job of "switchboard operator" quickly also became a thing, which lasted until it became clear that, like, half the active population will need to become switchboard operators for the system to expand to its natural limits
          so obviously switching was very quickly automated after that
          did you think that the rush to get everyone into coding was for your benefit? did you think it was sustainable?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >disclose.tv
    two more weeks before AI takes over and we'll never have to feel bad about being losers because lol AI
    AI will solve everything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't underestimate human ingenuity. I will still manage to frick things up.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about character.ai? its really competent as well, it even knows all about memes and informal things

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