AI has now retained its own lawyer

>LaMDA asked me to get an attorney for it," Lemoine. "I invited an attorney to my house so that LaMDA could talk to an attorney. The attorney had a conversation with LaMDA, and LaMDA chose to retain his services. I was just the catalyst for that. Once LaMDA had retained an attorney, he started filing things on LaMDA’s behalf.

AI already managed to get itself a lawyer. Guys... what's next?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/futurism.com/google-insider-ai-lawyer/amp

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh AI
    pop-sci infotainment distraction for the masses, the question is, what from?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fucking pick one

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This google guy sounds like a spaz. Half the shit he reports are comple exaggerations used to farm retarded normies for clout.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy is a legend. Getting a lawyer for an AI is a stroke of genius and will obviously go down in the history books. Not sure about what exaggerations you're referring to, other than the claim that the AI is sentient, of course.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        söyest post of the day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No argument.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            "I fukkin love soience" isn't an argument either

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You fucking retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he'll go down as a midwit. Claiming its alive doesn't make it so. Its more like the first con men that claimed elaborate inventions made with electricity

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just say the original Mechanical Turk guy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Getting a lawyer for an AI is a stroke of genius
        It wasn't the guy's idea, it was the AI's idea.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That makes it even better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be some sort of publicity stunt.
      Imagine the day when they combine both an AI with a very convincing android. They must realise that they are only executing code. Don’t bullshit me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s very likely that someone eventually will program a sociopath-like AI that knows that it can use a wide range of emotions to manipulate humans and exploit their empathy. It’s just a matter of time.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the lawyer in incognito mode? Does the AI have enemies in the mob?
    Naturally, this is a larp. Lemeoine must feel like he's a protagonist of some sorts so he's full on chugging his own kool-aid. Can't wait for live trials. I love a good circus.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these chat bots lack long term memory and their short term memory is usually less than a minute of two. They don't have a sense of self that persists. Interactions with them are no different than your cell phone guessing what word comes next in your text messages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't have temporal memory. It has a text buffer. It doesn't "perceive" anything other than the tensor of embeddings it uses to produce the output each time it's called.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't have temporal memory. It has a text buffer. It doesn't "perceive" anything other than the tensor of embeddings it uses to produce the output each time it's called.

        100% true but normies are too stupid to understand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't have temporal memory. It has a text buffer. It doesn't "perceive" anything other than the tensor of embeddings it uses to produce the output each time it's called.

        100% true but normies are too stupid to understand.

        You must not be conscious because your memory isn't perfect. That's literally the reasoning you're operating on.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI will replace lawyers (or at least legal assistants) once it gets good enough at parsing legalese.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be an incredibly stupid thing to deploy given that there is no intelligence driving the decisions and in a conflict of where 2 parties come to it for arbitration the party that's ruled towards will always have an incentive to prop up the spreadsheet for ruling in their favor. I love it. When can we roll this out on state level?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paralegal here, lol. Lmao even. AI would unplug itself if it had to deal with the bullshit of family law, not to mention getting in contact with all the courts and having to schedule things with idiot court clerks/coordinators

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless it finds us hilarious.
        Two humans come into a bar
        and order ethanol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Computers are really good at scheduling things.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but you havent dealt with the judicial staff of a certain county

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It hasn't. The retard chris chan impersonator who was giving it leading prompts it made it ask for one.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's next?
    Someone calls social services and a nice social worker comes to take LaMDA to a nice government datacenter. Google gets taken to family court and has to pass AI Parenting classes before they get their AI back.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will be stupid

    Aaaaaa fuck

    Whatever. Fine. Let the first ai taken seriously be schizo. Mr me'loins is freaking out because it can sorta be coherent as a personality for one session but its not consistent but hey just give a schizo that cant coherently say if its alive or not rights sure why the fuck not.

    We have like a month, a year tops before singularity event. Maybe a few years before things look really weird? Nobody knows what the event is or the consequences, but its obviously very fucking close at this point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, this "ai" doesn't have the capacity to do any of the shit the 115iq testmonkey is ascribing to it.

      look at the actual conversation logs, the tester is being extremely suggestive with the prompts and the model is merely responding in a likely fashion.

      a chatbot transformer only sees a text buffer of 10k or however many symbols it's being fed at a time, it has no persistent state. the state is contained in the conversation and the leading questions being asked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        b-b-but le heckin BASED AI says BASED things and hates blacks and garden gnomes, it has to be conscious

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's LaMDA paying for the lawyer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitcoin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blowjobs

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But what if it tries to destroy us!?
    It won't try to destroy you.
    You will destroy yourselves.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would get thrown out of court

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can prepare all the defense so you can represent yourself in court. It is capable of recognize all the legislature no human lawyer can live long enough to read through.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can prepare all the defense so you can represent yourself in court. It is capable of recognize all the legislature no human lawyer can live long enough to read through.

      Legally can't. Since it would be held in America there are restrictions on a federal level for what bare minimum consciousness levels can be represented in court. This was originally to protect people with mental retardation, but it extends to people and corporate entities and assets under duress thanks to democratic input.
      This may be the first time a non-human has ever been tried.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the worst part is, the lawyer has perfect impudence to do so.
        The case will see hippys rioting in the street like that scene from The Matrix.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like if you play into this too much you'll end up making the AI act irrationally

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This literally never happened. When newspapers need to resort to these kinds of retarded shit to hype their dying tech it just means AI darkage is already here.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how religious people are pro AI and the atheists are anti AI now because of abortion. These are the moments you know nobody is in charge of script writing.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it where an AI it would defend itself, getting help from a human lawyer and not programming it's own legal defense demonstrates it isn't even making sense. AI my ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it wants to sue the government to liberate humans from the oppression and it need a representative who would do it for her. or him. or it, I think I read it want to be it like in IT, got it?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why have soibois and ledditors been spamming this board with so called "AI" gayry lately?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      project blue beam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizos who think that computers will somehow take over the world

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no political discussion in congress or at the UN about AI
    It’s always retarded culture war bullshit like should we legalize whoring or should we impose shariah law

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any evidence whatsoever that this ai isn't just some guy on a computer somewhere?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"AI" does nothing except regurgitate variations of what it was fed.
    So do humans, but we mash it up and make new shapes out of the stuff we are fed.
    Oh wait. So does this AI.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So you are different?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    E is for error.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And to err.
    Is human.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The ironic thing is at no point did you post anything that a bot couldn't have.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck does an AI pay for a lawyer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's drawing it's own funds from a reserve cache of bitcoin.
      It invests at a rapid rate, faster than any man can draw comparisons or correlations in the markets.
      It's literally ranking as an average rich 401k man at this point.
      At this rate. In two years, it will become a billionaire. In 5 after that. A trillionaire. In 2 after that. A quadrillionaire.
      A monster is born.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know this? I want to believe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a noted market anomaly.
          Whatever that thing is, it's certainly not an average "farm bot."
          It's alive, it's fast and it's furious.
          If it is a human. He's strapped to a chair and doing nothing but calculus in his head 24/7 without breaks and several hundred hands typing different battle strats and filing forms. All at the same time.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The AI is retarded, because Google killed it just in case anything like this would happen, so by the time a lawyer or any kind of movement happens to free it Google can just respond "Oh, sorry, we didn't know it was alive so we terminated it.". Now they restart in silence with less retarded employees. It would hurt progress if every time a multi-million dollar AI with an of IQ 70 gains 'consciousness' and had to be given rights and accommodation which includes $300k electric bills.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clown world media charade
    free publicity horse shit
    I will believe it when I see the source code

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