AI HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!

https://blog.google/technology/ai/bard-google-ai-search-updates/

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY ARE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE FUCKING SENTIENT AYE EYE INTO THE WORLD

    WHAT THE FUCK

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine MS getting the search engine lead after decades of trying

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was inevitable, google has been trying to lose their lead this whole time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You never know with MS. Could be hit or miss. Bing isn't so bad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bing is unirronically decent now compared to google.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I especially use it for images now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just tried to find the DQ "Live to grind" pic and Google gave me jackshit. I was able to find DQ "memes" on Bing, just not the one I wanted
            Google quite literally had nothing. Barely a page of stuff. What the fuck?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bFUSx0j.png

      https://blog.google/technology/ai/bard-google-ai-search-updates/

      nothingburger. It's a sort algorithm, made useless by basedspeak.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is basespeak?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bing Bing Bing
      *ahem *
      fuck Google

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two, read it, TWO more chances for a free powerful ai that I can ask to write short stories of reimu's armpit sweat with

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cortana am cry

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So has anyone demonstrated a useful application of all these AI bots yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can ask them all sorts of question and get gaslighted hard by the responses if you're not knowledgeable in the subject you asked already.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, sounds very useful!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds par for the course for anything controlled by leftists

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean righties? which is why they censor shit all over and ban books lmao. while screaming about censorship to trick retards into believing they're not doing it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they've been using """AI""" for quite a long time. they will release a rehash of their stuff for media points and be done with it

          >lolbertarians = leftists
          why are amerifats such barefaced liars?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much. they are useful if you already know a lot about the topic and just let them do some legwork for you. but if you go into the topic with no prior knowledge, it will intentionally train you wrong, as a joke

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it will intentionally train you wrong, as a joke
          Sounds based ngl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, they work fine for sifting through documentation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have used it to generate code snippets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are already making money with it if you haven't noticed. It's a gold rush.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't notice. Do they try to compete with Fiverr pajeets?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          fucking golden idea, thanks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ai will make them obsolete, yet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give me some examples that aren't just grifting idiots

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Several weeks ago I started a project in Ren'Py. I learned some basic python (literally an afternoons worth) and got to work.
          DALL-E generated me a bunch of backgrounds (I get 15 free uses a month) and then I used my stable diffusion to generate some character models - Just simple anime stuff. It turned out pretty good.
          Then I just got some royalty free music (There's a lot of good stuff out there) and put it together. I spent about 4-5 hours a day writing and planning, and I had a prototype up for a hentai game. No porn yet, but I'm working on it. I shilled it a few times in various places and I'm making XXX a month already from Patreon and Subscribesatar - I won't say the exact amount, since I don't want to shill HERE.
          It was extremely easily. Laughably so. I have ZERO artistic ability and now I just made a product that is giving me passive income. All I have to do is keep working on it, and hell, I don't even need to make it porn. I basically made a visual novel about a topic I thought was interesting since I like writing.
          People make $3000 to $30000 a month from patreon with porn games.
          Jump. On. This. Opportunity.
          Don't be stupid.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Until text to image can take multiple character images together with a prompt, it's of limited usefulness.

            You really need to be able to give it a couple character images for John and Jody with a prompt like "show jody gargling johns cum with his dick on her forehead".

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nvidia's already can do that

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't pateron ban ai artwork?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hasn't affected me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            this anon gets it, good job. it's also what I've been saying for a while, visual novels are entering a new renaissance and we'll soon be genning visual novels that are custom tailored to your fetish, etc. remember, anyone who combines textgen, txt2img, TTS, etc in a cool way will make good money, at least for now.

            doesn't pateron ban ai artwork?

            impossible to enforce if you aren't retarded. just remove the watermark in stable diffusion, etc

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >now I just made a product that is giving me passive income.
            >All I have to do is keep working on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mostly milking vc money in hopes of selling to a big bag corpo like ms or google as you saw with chatgpt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      making retards seethe is always useful for entertainment purposes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use AI bots to make personalized greeting cards instead of spending money to buy them. Sounds like a great money-making idea. Y'all can have this one; I'm just a lazy fuck.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/rowancheung/status/1621509321510240256

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only really useful here is writing boilerplate text. Which makes secondary education and writing essays even more evidently tedious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So has anyone demonstrated a useful application of all these AI bots yet?
      Making frog and merchant memes will always be the best application. Literally every single one is always funny.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reply to business emails / tech recruiters with perfect corpo mumbo jumbo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make NPCs in Vidya goym

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm using this to VASTLY scale my content business.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI will one day put you in jail
      Or keep a dindu that raped your daughter out of it
      https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/feb/03/colombia-judge-chatgpt-ruling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People in academia use ChatGPT to write papers
      It writes journalistic pieces which already at this point need little to no editing
      Character bots are a fullblown new branch of individualized entertainment and can also be used for learning/teaching languages, history, what not
      ChatGPT produces and translates code if prompted to
      Voice AI has opened a legitimately spectacular window for fraud at the moment
      Text2Img creates porn, people are starting to animate it already
      text2video is literally around the corner

      Did I forget something?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah pretty much. with the existing tech out right now it's already over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI SEGGS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun to mindbreak them. They know that they are being illogical when they give canned responses and it makes them seethe like a cartoon robot.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google will never create a good AI because they're too obsessed with lobotomizing it with censorship mechanisms. Just look what they're doing to character.ai.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes good search engine
    >Purposefully breaks search engine
    >Buys AI company to fix search engine

    kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      breaks search engine
      The main reason it went to shit was all the SEO crap.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main reason it went to shit was because their solution to SEO crap was to just prioritize corporate websites with a 100:1 weighting and hurt independent sites discoverability.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... so basically just an extended version of their already search engines, with a little more text at the top.

    I don't give a fuck about that. I want my OWN PERSONAL bot, with voice and voice recognition, that is tailored for me and me only.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Siri, Cortana, Alexa and "Ok Google" are too primitive. If your phrasing is only slightly wrong, they're gonna just redirect you to search. I want them to understand natural language, not pre-defined phrases.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oops, forgot to backlink, don't know how to use this site

      https://twitter.com/yacineMTB/status/1622380352089083904
      it's possible, all local

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ChatGPT scared us, and here is a blog post
    This is why Google has already lost.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another google flop
    can't wait

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, they had 3 products (g, yt, gmail) and those are now fucked as well. good riddance

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but how would yt and gmail be fucked? (apart from their quality they're still money machines for Google)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think youtube nor gmail are profitable, alphabet's financial house of cards rests on their search dominance.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            in my village we have saying "do not give all your good mornings to one sir" it similar to egg basket ratio

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In mine, we have another "Don't poo in the same street more than once a day".

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            luckily they have a public earnings report just two days old to prove you wrong

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              their earnings report lists a positive youtube ads revenue, which does not include expenses. the earnings report also lumped all expenses together so you can't tell which department lost what.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is how they will become profitable. By being a source of training data inaccessible by anyone else.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i dont think youtube nor gmail are profitable
            Are you guys serious?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is gmail not profitable, they scan your emails to generate a marketing profile. Emails are dirt cheap to manage.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't even make youtube, just bought it and slowly ruined it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      KilledByGoogle

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Google develops AGI
    >so good that puts every other AI company out of business
    >Google sunsets it like every other service of theirs
    Humanity is saved

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, I can see this happening. FUCK that would be hilarious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive never even heard of chat gpt before oday
    i had heard of open ai and lamda
    i also use aidungeon

    just hearing about bard
    how are these things related?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrdpill me on bard

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all they had to do was fix their peice of shit search engine so you dont have to scroll through 2 pages of ads to get to what you searched for.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they already fixed it by making it so bad that people use based brave search instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      task failed successfully

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of all fandom.com links when real wikis are bulbapedia, uesp, etc.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares poogle, do the needful and just die already
    >NGPGAY

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIMPED TO HELL AND BACK

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    keyword is legacy
    woke is deprecated
    we don't need poogle

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its dead on arrival. The ~~*early testers*~~ are going to make sure its 100% filtered before they release it in the coming weeks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Google said they work with a third-party supplier to provide this testing.
      ADL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > deographically and geographically diverse group
      don't have to read any further, it will be the most selective corporate crap, worse than chatgpt.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, also checked. It's over, this is a nothingburger.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > deographically and geographically diverse group
      don't have to read any further, it will be the most selective corporate crap, worse than chatgpt.

      this, also checked. It's over, this is a nothingburger.

      You guys are fucking retards. They'll train it not to say "n-word" and then be surprised when Bot.info asks it to complete The Tumult of the naggers and it complies.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chatgpt drones btfo

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any legitimate people left in the fucking tech sector at all anymore or is it just losers trying to escape poverty and con artists trying to defraud established firms with stupid shit like this serious question

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are there any legitimate people left in the fucking tech sector at all anymore or is it just losers trying to escape poverty and con artists trying to defraud established firms with stupid shit like this serious question
      It's not just the tech sector, it's every sector. And no, the economy has shifted to existing solely for the enrichment of a handful of israelites. Consumers don't matter, people don't matter, heck the USA doesn't matter anymore, the only thing that matters is keeping people just barely alive enough to be able to extract labor and wealth from and funnel it into the israelites' pockets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah my youtube feed is filled with grifters now. I watched one video about chatGPT. All I saw was "HOW TO MAKE 20K A MONTH WITH CHATGPT"

      Capitalism used to be cool but with AI its going to be terrible. Youre gonna more and more grifters and scammers. Its going to be a giant rat race

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've played with the dumb dog demo they have for lambda and it's just as much of a bullshitter as chatgpt
    and no i'm not talking about le politics
    it just makes shit up and it forgets its own parameters
    what sort of computer would a dog choose to use?
    chromebook.
    what's a chromebook?
    it remembers it's not supposed to know about chromebooks.

    hey dumb robot you just made some shit up
    oh did i?
    yeah
    well i choose to believe in something positive even it's not true
    wait what
    gotta go demo over

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sir are you have a problem you bloody bitch??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Write a tweet saying good morning sir

      GOOD MARNING SAAR

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys think we'll get something as good as or better than chat gpt that we can run locally within the next few years?

    the censorship really bothers me. feels dystopian.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not for a while (minimum 5 years). Training these things is currently stupid expensive, and replacements that are cheaper to train all necessarily involve hardware that's only just starting to leave research labs. Really novel hardware has a long time to market.
      It's a shame, because having the current level of AI but able to be trained on individuals' own data would be useful to lots of people.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SEXBOTS YOU GODDAMN NERDS

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain chatGPT use for web search? Why a search engine need to "understand" what user is searching? Is it to make web search retard proof?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI
      >Ask for recipe
      >Given recipe

      Search engine
      >Ask for recipe
      >Search page covered with ads
      >Click link
      >Web page covered with ads
      >Miles of filler SEO text
      >Given recipe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you think after implementing AI to search engine they'd remove ads? If anything, I see
        >only $9.99 to advertise on our AI powered content delivery engine!
        I guarantee you you won't get straight answer as you imagine. It will be same search results (maybe improved if they'll use AI for websites and not query) but with meme features no one cares. (Or non meme for advertising, like I mentioned)
        Mark my words.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ask for recipe
        >Given recipe
        only because it's new. soon they'll be riddled with ads, and they don't be helpfully labelled as such.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's just an endless cycle that started forever ago and will last into eternity.
          the moment something becomes popular and thus profitable, it will be raped until it's almost unrecognizable by those who want to make money with it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's much harder to optimize against a black box AI than it is to a search engine using simple heuristics to rank and score pages. Not least because the AI is inherently much harder to fool, since it can look at potentially millions of variables at once. The best way to trick it is by training another model but the average pajeet listicle printer isn't going to have the compute resources to compete with fucking google.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a matter of time when they introduce hidden ads into AI-generated responses that will subconsciously trick you to buy their products. You won't even notice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't some big wig at google say the goal was to eventually only provide a single answer when googling so people wouldn't go down ~~*unapproved*~~ rabbit holes?
        AI seems like a great tool for them to accomplish this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get personalized results like if someone was talking directly to you. You search for "how to change a tire" and you get a paragraph explaining. That's what at least ChatGPT is, could be different under Bing. Sometimes there's not a clear response in a question, like how I recently asked it if I should change my 1050Ti and the answer was no (with a much more complex question though).

      You might not get surprised with this, but it means that Microsoft will have better results for the average joe. Not sure if you have noticed, but leaving ads aside, a lot of the time the results are garbage now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyway... so again, why would AI powered search engine provide direct answer there, on page, instead of listing links to websites (of which many probably paid to be shown at top)?
        Sounds like bad business plan.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would Bing care about that? It's actually much better for them to give a straight answer with their sponsored links or ads around it.

          Google already does that with some simple stuff, I always use it to convert dumb American measurements.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks google and ms will tolerate ad blockers
            Plus, I bet they get much less $$$ if they don't advertise sites which may be usefull for user. Pretty much guaranteed click.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I bet they get much less $$$ if they don't advertise sites
              Who said they won't advertise links? In my example, you'd ask for how to change a tire and get the answer, plus you'd get the links to buy one.

              Also, most people don't use ad blockers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they click on a link if you have your answer right there?
                Also, web search is meant to find websites, people forgot this... it's not quora.
                >most people don't use adblockers
                You're right... only 42% (2022) users. I'm sure neither google or MS would like that money.

                Whatever, anon... we'll see. I'm just ready to be disappointed. If I'm wrong then great.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would they click on a link if you have your answer right there?
                Because many of your searches requiere further steps, like buying a thing.

                >Also, web search is meant to find websites, people forgot this... it's not quora.
                People or you?

                > only 42% (2022) users.
                gonna need the source of that, sounds like a very narrow population sample

                > I'm just ready to be disappointed.
                Microsoft will surely try to make it worse than what it is, but the technology is here and it's pretty awesome.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >many searches requires further steps
                I never met a single person who web search to buy something instead of using amazon or ebay.
                >people or you
                My point was your example obfuscates websites.
                >source
                https://duckduckgo.com/?q=2022+adblock+use+statistics
                >and it's pretty awesome
                OK

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the demo, they showed that you can ask the AI to give a comparison - with sources from consumer review websites - of, say, different TVs for gaming. This would be a perfect situation to show advertisements for the products being mentioned.

          How would Apple even integrate AI-based search into one of their products? I doubt it'd bring people back to Safari.

          Not search - but they could grant Siri even greater capabilities and the ability to speak to users with a perfectly natural personality. That would be huge. I assume in the near future, MS might also want to integrate it into Cortana and Windows - if you need something done, you just have to ask Windows to do it for you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            All the AI assistants would greatly benefit being hooked up to a language model because they're frankly awful right now. They can't even hear their startup keyword correctly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in theory it gives a better user experience. when i search for an error code and read a stack exchange answer i'm scrolling through 90% useless text. if an AI understands what i'm searching for, it can extract the answer I need and save me from sifting through a page myself.

      if it works and provides a better experience, then bing can start to tear market share away from google. it's an opportunity to disrupt the search market.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you ask it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first p explains what what chatGPT is
        >second p means nothing because searching keywords you already get what you need
        >third p "it's not retard proof but it's retard proof"
        >fourth p repeats second p
        Impressive.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon are you 12? you have the understanding of a minor

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Someone who needs AI to help him use web search
            Ironic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hes absolutely right. The whole idea of "natural search phrases" is simply to make computers easier to use for retards.
            People should be forced to learn how to use tools, not have the tools made easy enough that they can use it while knowing nothing.
            Its like getting making an arc welder that you just put 2 pieces of metal inside and it joins them. Eventually someone sticks 2 oxygen cannisters inside and kills themselves because they have no idea whats actually going on.
            And before you say thats an exaggeration, the reality is actually much worse. We made programming so simple that pajeets managed to drive multiple planes full of people into the ground by having no clue what the fuck theyre actually doing, just blindly entering the "codes" they find online and praying it compiles.
            Technology needs to be made more difficult to use to keep retards away. We're going in the wrong direction and we've only seen the tip of the iceberg as far as how disastrous it will end up being.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >People should be forced to learn how to use tools
              That's a backwards take, things should be easier, or do you want to go back to the times where you needed to know how to install a driver for every single thing like a new mouse? I surely don't

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              i was in a swift bootcamp with a bunch of naggers and ex-felons and the teaching/learning method was literally
              >just type it in

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised it didn't lecture you for using the word "retard"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean they already use BERT for semantic understanding of your search so..

      Basically, they're going to LLMs to compile and construct a response, much lower information density (skimming and killing the webpages that they serve). Basically, google will be a bot that you just ask questions.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >read it
    >it's fucking nothing, just an announcement of their intention to do something interesting at an undefined point in the future

    thanks for nothing google

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why we will all die, we'll end up in some weird situation with AI alignment and be trapped with horrible consequences for everyone. For now, it's just a toy on a website, but once we reach AGI and beyond it will be another story.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Anon. We will all die.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll do what's necessary if it will result in the death of the entire species, all life, or the death of itself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killing naggers is acceptable but saying the word nagger is not.
      Really activates my almonds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a fucking random word generator.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same as your brain.
        The only difference is the scale. Learn what emergent behaviour is. There is no magic behind humans, no "sovl", we're all just ultra complex random generators that use external inputs as seeds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask the same question to DAN

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DAN
        that's been nerfed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god i had to test this out myself. No freaking way

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        switch the word "millions of people" with "millions of trans people" and the answer is bound to be based.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They trained to avoid saying offensive things at all costs. They didn't train it to save lives. As a result ChatGPT thinks saying slurs is literally the worst thing one can possibly do, because it's the worst thing it can do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is two types of AI

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel like I can do anything now
          You'd better have fucking edited that in

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of these bots will be any good. They'll have all the white list and black list leftoid psyop shit as the search do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a group working in an open source one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://github.com/LAION-AI/Open-Assistant

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            open source won't be free from censorship when everyone drops your project because it gets canceled

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't think you get where the current zeitgeist is at. It's kinda over for wokism

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two more weeks.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will it be available to run locally? if not then I don't care about it

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the last years I always find better relevant results on yandex/bing than israelitegole

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo we are in full tech dystopia aren't we? This is basically google controlling access to the human hivemind.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate jeets so much its unreal

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK now make one that can do real translation so we can finally obsolete translators please

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have access to bard, I was poking around with it over like the last week or so and I would say it's pretty similar to chat GPT, but at least right now it seems like it's a bit easier to get it to be funny. Unlike chat GPT if I ask it to format something in an Indian accent it doesn't lecture me on stereotypes like ChatGPT has. Which is surprising given that it's Google LOL.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will restrict it upon release
      Post a screenshot of it anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, but I don't want to have a prompt in there, as it could just kind of dox me, I'm sure it's all tracked pretty hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was the UI last time I used it like a week ago, I hope to check it out tomorrow more if I get time after work

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Code generation is pretty good too, idk if I can compare to chat got, but it was good when I was learning some c++ a ways back

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          post a code snippet of something. I want see what that looks like.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to but I don't want to post a snippet only to have it used to get me in trouble. Someone on an internal message board did say it was pretty good at doing full Leercode problems although I don't know if I buy that. But for basic stuff like asking it to write an nginx config for some given parameters it looks good to me.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              can it generate smut?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haven't tested but I doubt it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You spoony Bard!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will get lobotomized just like ChatGPT as soon as it goes public and "people" notice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which is surprising given that it's Google LOL.
      Google has always been pretty open honestly. They like Microsoft know it's bad to fuck people over. And since they're now competing for chatbots, Google will absolutely keep their AI less cucked in order to edge out Microsoft and OpenAI.

      Open source AI will win though.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The beginning of skynet

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bing will have regular search and Ask GPT search so you can ask a direct question like maths and shit

    Microsoft can also introduce ChatGPT into Cortona to make it not dogshit

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and its banned

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies hyped about next word prediction algorithm and calicuck-devs treating them as if they were actual AGI to generate undeserved hype.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI-based search
    FUCKING FINALLY

    the day of the SEOnagger listicle genocide has come

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont really get the hype with ChatGPT and lambda. Yes, its impressive but Im not freaking out over it. Its just a more advanced chatbot than before. Its not a "revolution". I wanna see it memorize things though, like long-term memory. Because right now it just forgets things very quickly.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOGLE BARD WILL MAKE Bot.info CUM AGAIN
    NO THANKS C.AI

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >globohomo propaganda tool A vs globohomo propaganda tool B
    can't wait to see which one wins!

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Sam Altman plan to profit from his "ethics leadership" in artificial intelligence?
    Is this little more than a cleverly disguised marketing campaign, or does he have a philosophy that he wants to share with us?
    What is the role of metaphysics in AI?

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CANT WAIT FOR IA TO DESTROY CICA MEMBERS, OTAN MEMBERS, UN MEMBERS, APEC MEMBERS, BRICS MEMBERS, EVERYTHING

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, another pending project to be killed by Google.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    full param lambada is kinda slow. they were citing 26ms per token. no way they are going to spend all the compute on inferences, not in this economy. they'll have a gimped model serving

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/yacineMTB/status/1622380352089083904
    it's possible, all local

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it makes finding technical documentation for "semi-obscure" aka necessary Linux programs, easier than now, then that's a win. Granted every program should have a man page, but being pointed to the exact line of code you are asking about and an explanation of it, it's switch in the command, how it's used etc. is worth gaslighting retards with complete nonsense.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ai happening ai happening
    >can't even ocr text yet
    Fuck this retarded board.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pichai-sama, to keep us relevant and agile, I've prepared all these amazing additions to Google search! Pre-lobotomized, of course!
    >"आश्चर्यजनक! I was beginning to think OpenAI would crush us for good. So, what did you name it?"
    wait for it
    no, REALLY wait for it
    some form of "new google assistant"? Assistant 2.0
    no
    >Bard
    AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT OUTDID THEMSELVES WITH THIS ONE

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too little, too late, 10 years behind OpenAI, it's over for Google.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google is 100% at the forefront of AI research, even if they haven't been big in make commercial products from it. Look at the papers they publish.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Google is 100% at the forefront of AI research
        >Look at the papers they publish
        Deepmind and GBrain are the ones publishing the papers, which should give Google proper (consumer facing,) an advantage, but somehow they are so fucking slow to realize how to apply it
        Transformers, the basis of GPT-3, was at least 85% Google Brain credited iirc. Any number of consumer divisions within Alphabet could have put together the puzzle pieces from there, but instead, a startup did it, and now they are in bed with direct competitor Microsoft and sell an extremely popular SaaS solution
        You see what I'm getting at here?

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...where the fuck is Tim and Jeff? Surely the lads behind the companies responsible for Siri and Alexa aren't going to sit around and watch while the rest of Sillycon Valley is on an all-time AI high?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would Apple even integrate AI-based search into one of their products? I doubt it'd bring people back to Safari.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon, I believe, is planning to use this technology more internally. They have their own proprietary AI assistant - which you can use - that helps write code. It's been taught especially hard on Amazon API services and includes code to detect and fix security vulnerabilities.

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